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big dick jones

A man named Jones who's penis size and diameter are larger than average Jones.
Look! It's big Dick Jones. He gonna put it in my bum bum.
by seesaw9 January 16, 2017
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Vinny Jones

UK football (soccar) term

A nasty and cynical hard tackle or blantent foul committed in the early minutes of a game on the most talented member of the opposing term with the single aim to cause pain or injury so the fouled player will think twice before recieving the ball, or trying out his flash skills less he recieves a second helping. Nmaed after the former Wimbledon / Wales central midfielder turned actor who honed this bending of the rules into a fine art. Some times contracted to a Vinny
Beckham was running the game until the central defender did a Vinny (Jones) on him.
by black flag June 2, 2004
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Bob Jones University

A Christian Liberal Arts university located in Greenville, SC. This university is known for a giving its students a well-rounded education through its CoRE classes and giving them a biblical education through the included Bible classes.
by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020
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Joey Jones

The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.
Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!

I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!
by Dave Dicksucker April 15, 2009
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jonesif

A person that sits in his room crying because he cant do anything right and has no friends
I feel bad for him he's a jonesif
by k-rizzle-fizzle December 19, 2016
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JoNeshia

The ultimate level of cool, calm collectiveness. The ability to sit bakk and evaluate a situation without jumpin in it head first...Also mean beautiful
Damn, you see how calm that bitch is??? She JoNeshia for real...
by shwtyjo_12 November 22, 2011
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Bob Jones University

Crazy people. No physical contact between couples, couples can't leave campus together without a chaperone, no one can listen to rock, jazz, country, christian rock, or play video games rated T or above or that have rock music in them. Obviously, no gays (not condoning), Christian fundamentalism of the worst sort. Ugghh! Oh, also not accredited.
no joke, its all true go to bju.edu
by Militant Liberal May 4, 2005
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