Jennifer

Jennifer is cute and fun but can be quite bossy and might want her way. But at the end of the day she’s an amazing friend.

Me: hi Jennifer

Jennifer: yo yo yooooo

by Usbeiabyxbsk October 20, 2019

Jennifer Lopez

A hypothetical entity that editors in Urban Dictionary are encouraged to publish entries on. In fact, it is the first guideline.

Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Jennifer

The most crazy, annoying, selfish, lazy, demanding bitch you will ever meet. Although at first she blinds you with fake kindness and respect, once involved there is no going back. She is a straight up attention seeking bitch, who claims she is honest and a good person when all she ever has done was hurt the ones she claims she cares about. Don’t ever rely on her, she lets everyone down, you cannot depend on her, ask her children. She is too open (sexually and verbally) and acts as if she has had the worst life in the world. she is gross and too close to those around her. Talk about female Paedophilia. She is rude, and in a different reality in her own screwed up world.

Guy one: Is that Jennifer?
Guy two: yeah, her looks can be deceiving, although she is ugly, she cakes on makeup like a five year old and looks like she dug through her grandmas closet, don’t get close to her, she is crazy

Guy one: yeah, she is definitely Jennifer.

by Youllneverknowiguess March 30, 2020

Jennifer

The girl who likes to poop at parties.

Coworker: Did you know jennifer is a party pooper?
Flula: She..... She poops at parties??

by HikariRyuko May 5, 2016

Jennifer Lawrence

She's a bomb ass bitch. 'Nuff said, my friends.

Jennifer Lawrence has won an academy award, because she is a bomb ass bitch.

by themockingjayy March 13, 2015

jennifer lopez

a famous actress and a hand puppet from south park that slept with ben aflec

(high pitch)
me:i am jennifer lopez
chelsea:i give taco flavored kisses
me:taco,taco,burrito,burrito
both:don't be fooled by all my money i still like to eat tacos honey so crispy on the outside so super good and yummy.

by jannypowell January 17, 2009

Jennifer

Jennifer is a bitch. Always brags

Fuck jennifer

by Jordan232 January 8, 2018