The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.
by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

I was walking down the street and i everyone around me was humping random shit my wife as well, they were all hump attics.
by me duh44 October 16, 2023

The bowl of chronic that day job weed smokers enjoy in the middle of the week to get from Monday to Friday.
by Jambalaya Jones October 19, 2019

A small room or space that is secluded and makes for a great place to have sex. Typically away from a main house or living area such as a granny unit or tree house
by Platinum_bullets December 7, 2013

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.
by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.
mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.
mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.
mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!
by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020

I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.
by Jk77 January 14, 2018
