22 whale hump 

The art of having sex in 22 different positions, then screaming whale sounds while reaching climax.

Richard wanted to try something new. So he performed the 22 Whale Hump

22 whale hump by cabey12 May 23, 2014

Get Me Some Hump 

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...

"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!

Get Me Some Hump by =^_^= MR30W =^_^= July 4, 2008

Dry Hump

Sending a picture message of your junk to a stranger's phone while it is on vibrate mode.

I was bored so I dry humped everybody on page 264 in the phone book.

Dry Hump by Carlos Carlson July 25, 2011

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

Don't hump the Honda by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Chest-hump-itis 

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.

Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.

Chest-hump-itis by Normal Chested Sam March 19, 2003

camel hump 

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!

"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"

camel hump by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004

sport hump 

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

sport hump by hydroponics May 21, 2003