screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

Happy

How you make me feel.

Words cannot describe how happy you make me feel.

by Karma19 September 24, 2009

fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

happner

State of being in which one is utterly filled with happiness or bliss, derived from Biblical reference, meaning "the light in ones soul"

Her love makes me so happner.

by Dr. retard March 17, 2010

happywallet

Slang for that coveted state of affairs, a sense of financial security.

Whether they are Republicans or not, if Americans are content with their stock portfolio growth, they will vote this jack-off back into office because happywallet is a powerful motivator!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2019

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

im so happy for you

The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.

Are you still trying to find a bf

Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn

Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)

Im so happy for you

by Suishui November 16, 2021