Instant Grassification

The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.

Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......

by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017

Grassblasted

When either a home or a piece of property (etc. lawnmowers, tires, even vehicles to some extent) have been left unattended for such a long period of time that nature has finally overtaken the area. This is usually seen in more southern states.

Those worn out tractor tires in Jethro's lawn have been sitting there for so long that they got grassblasted. It looks like you could feed a whole barn full of cows with whats growing out of them!

by buttmusket August 4, 2009

Grassland Ghost

An extremely pale girl, almost albino, except for the fact that she has ginger hair. Their lack of pigment is appalling.

I went to the pool this summer, but was almost blinded by the abundance of grassland ghosts, so I left

by lorenzo54321 February 22, 2011

Gassia

(n) HATES taking compliments, usually sad but sometimes happy yet EXTREMELY funny and a great story teller. Usually very gullible, so take full advantage of this trait...sometimes. A great and loyal friend exemplifying the best of traits, and all-around amazing, perfect, spectacular individuals. And blonde.

M-dog: Gassia is awesome
A-dog: I concur

by Mireille69 November 22, 2011

grass basket

Another phrase for vagina.

Get your grass basket out for the lads!

by Showbiz007 May 27, 2014

Grass Maze

Grass maze: a trail of hair that surrounds a woman's vagina which is tangled and curly.

e.g "yo dude I went down on this girl last night and she had a grass maze and a half"

by [e-mail] January 13, 2017

Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017