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Goober

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.
When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.
by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010
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goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
by uberdonuts February 19, 2011
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gooberette

the female version of "goober". when a girl is funny or gives her boyfriend 21 hard ons in one day. also when one wants to throw her boyfriend in with rhinos for kicks and giggles. when a girl laughs uncontrolably for no reason. if a girl is dating a goober. when a girl gets excited with the thought of seeing her boyfriend in four days. sexual arousement between two people (boyfriend and girlfriend). cute funny girl. a short girl.
Mary is a gooberette after she just touched her boyfriends crouch and cute butt and kissed him in the middle of the street.
by marns May 11, 2006
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Goober

1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
Stop being such a Goober!!!
by Jiffy Comcast May 17, 2006
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goobatron

The purest of geeks in a technical form. Consistently pestering and spreading rumors. Finicky and gets hurt when things don't go their way.
That guy is a real goobatron.
by Jeremy April 26, 2004
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goofy goober

1. a very exuberant and ditzy sex partner

2. to goob in a silly and and freaky way
"They are some goofy goobers"
by 1111 August 22, 2006
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goob

1. A slang word for weed, only used by the muggiest people.
1.Alright Jon, can you pass the goob please mmmmmmmmate!
by dynozz November 9, 2008
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