goofy goober

A person who is goofy.and eats monsters!

Dang look at her! She a goofy goober!

by Teisha April 4, 2008

goobed

to get really drunk or high to the point where you just laugh and make everyone your with laugh

chick: Kuppi is so funny! i wanna hang with him again!
dude: yea he's tight! he was so goobed last night!


Dude 1: i wanna get goobed tonight
dude 2: i'm down

by Ben08Jew January 2, 2009

goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017

goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

TMA Golobulus

A person that drinks excessively has sex with any women he finds even if it mean flying half way around the world as long as she pays for it, and then farts on them as a thank you. Usually wakes up hung over off his ass.

This person also hates everyone and thinks the whole world is black and jewish and is the only person in the universe who can put a sentence together using only the word nigger.

He can usually be found knee deep somewhere in Rustess. Insulting the fags and dying alot then claiming he never dies, But when he does, he claims he looks "Damn good" while doing it.

TMA Killer: Glob what ya doing?

TMA Golobulus: I'm knee deep in Rustess killing niggers you fag, Now shut the fuck up I'm spilt my drink!!! AAAHHH Jews... he's niggering me!!!

by Donkedik November 21, 2006