goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

goat legs

big fat white lines of cocaine

Rebecca snorted the fattest set of goat legs you ever seen!!

by Elbowz February 22, 2008

GOAT Mode

When somebody goes into a zone and plays like the greatest of all time (GOAT). Goat Mode is usually referenced in sports or anything competitive.

The Heat were probably going to lose until Lebron went GOAT Mode. He really took his game to another level.

by Ben Gerow December 9, 2012

Football GOAT

Cristiano Ronaldo. The greatest football player of all time. GOAT.

~ Who is the football GOAT?
~ It’s Ronaldo, he has done it all.

by Namecannotbeblanksoitypedthis March 26, 2021

Goat of football

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer

Cr7 is the goat of football

by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021

fuck a goat

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."

*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!

by Atom Bom December 9, 2007

Boat Goat

A female member of the US Navy stationed on a sea-going vessel. Usually one who uses her sexuality to advance herself in the workplace. Often interchanged with the words slut and whore.

I can't believe Smith flirted with our boss to get out of work today! She's such a fuckin' boat goat.

by gto2000five April 14, 2010