J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

gutter fighter

all out assaulter. never starts the fight but will finish it quickly. doesn't train to fight. trains to assault. dangerous human being. WW2 Marine trench fighter.

the germans got fucked up by the gutter fighters.

by ikill4u February 3, 2010

granny fight

A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.

Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.

Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.

Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.

by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010

Brillo Fighting

The act of two people with huge bushes having sex.

"I haven't man-scaped in a while, and my girl has a hair diaper, so we were brillo fighting all night.

by tudakilla January 19, 2011

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Imaginary Fighter

A person who's forced themselves into believing they are more important than they actually are.

That guy thinks he can make a difference, but he's just an imaginary fighter

by Come on, road February 3, 2018

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019