February 14th

The worst day to exist if you're birthday was this day you were a mistake and you're a hoe.

Hey, what you doing February 14th?! KMS stfu hoe.

by im hot lol December 7, 2022

February 24

You the best motherfucker out, you strong, you funny, you happy, man that’s Mayweathers birthday that should explain it to you. If you try get a girl or boy he or she prolly gonna steal it. You try beat em at sports they prolly gonna beat you.

“Mans born on February 24 aye”
“Yeh, that’s whats up”
“Yehhhhhhhhh”

by February 24thh September 16, 2021

February 19

National Sleep Day. The one time you can sleep the whole day without any consequences.

jim: why didnt u reply to my texts
john: i was sleepin cuz its february 19

by queen.liz February 18, 2022

February 13th

People born on this day are the coolest and if you doubt that I don’t care if you were born on this day I love you

Woah, you were born on February 13th?MARRY ME

by extremegamergirl January 24, 2021

February 10th

People born on February 10 are legends. Boys are kind, and girls are pleasant. No in between.

Omg your birthdays February 10th?
Yes!
Wow, so your kind?

by khqeli from tiktok February 9, 2021

February 7th

This day is a very important day because a bad bitch was born. Everyone likes her or hates her its always one or the other. Most of the boys go after her but she doesn't realize it. She's one of the finest people you will ever meet. She is THICCCCCC but not over the top thick. If you have a friend or a girlfriend/boyfriend born on this day you better not lose them because you WILL regret it.

Friend 1: Damn she/he is fine asf

Friend 2: Imagine if she's born on February 7th. I'll be using Urban Dictionary more often

by Wokandaforever January 28, 2020

February 5

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!

Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!

by Oopsksks February 3, 2020