Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010

Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

License Fail

A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...

...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.

Also known as "pulling a Charlie".

Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?

Guy 2- Nah, what...?

Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*

by CharlieGiggles August 29, 2009

Casey-fail

To fail at something you prepared for, and you can never get it right. Or, simply to fail at anything and everything.

Wow he just Casey-failed so hard.

by that tennie guy August 13, 2010

fail light

To fail or lose at something that's very easy. Comes from Light Mode in DDR.

You got a 40% in Basic Counting to Ten! Way to fail light.

by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

meta fail

Failing at failing.

Man: You fale, bitch!
Girl: You misspelled fail. META FAIL!

by Fale April 1, 2009

Insta-fail

To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)

Bill: Joe, I still think that Cartoon Network has the best Cartoons.

Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......

Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.

by Doubledome July 2, 2007