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Took The Top Escalator

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
by digital.sam September 28, 2009
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Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.
Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die
by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020
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Escalator

A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'
Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!
by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011
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Escape Goat

The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).
Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat

Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"
by Majdnoon October 25, 2011
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Escapegoat

This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.
"Oh man, Oh man, Steve's about the escapegoat Mark while he's pasted out drunk!"..."nice bro! you did it, sweet!"

Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.
by Up Dog? October 18, 2008
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escarlin

A hoe that likes getting dicked down says she loves someone but lies half the damn time that’s what we call a escarlin
Bro your girl is such a escarlin
by NBAjuan May 23, 2018
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escape the humdrum

Sex game usually played by gay men where one goes down on the other and has to make him come but dodge it and not get any on him, thus escaping the humdrum.
Hey Chris I'm in the mood, let's go escape the humdrum!
by grizz April 19, 2005
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