take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.

by Light Joker April 05, 2005

Tronald Dump

Slang for a Donald Trump troll account.

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?

by Foolish_Samurai February 08, 2019

buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.

After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.

by gostbrand February 23, 2010

dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?

I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".

by St. Ias December 18, 2005

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 February 24, 2014

dump shamed

Dump shaming is the act of blowing the can at work in an unmistakebly upward direction whilst your unsuspecting coworkers listen on in shame... unbeknownst that such an audibly rouchous dump could ever be taken by a human being.

"I was in the 1st floor shitter and was dump shamed so bad I cried a little."

by Rocketguy94 August 27, 2017

Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.

Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.

by RBurton July 11, 2008