take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.

by Light Joker April 4, 2005

Tronald Dump

Slang for a Donald Trump troll account.

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?

by Foolish_Samurai February 8, 2019

buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.

After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.

by gostbrand February 23, 2010

Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.

Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.

by RBurton August 2, 2008

drama dump

1. when a girl has too much shit in her purse, she has to dump
it all out just to find something. she is usually in
distress from another situation.
2. when a person blows a situation out of proportion because
of their own neglect to understand or comprehend what is
going on. their true emotions become apparent revealing
secret feelings for the person the drama is being directed
to. they let everything out of the closet.

1. she was only in here for five minutes and she lost her
keys. she had to "drama dump" her purse to find them.

2. i told you where i was and who i was with. you didn't have
to bust a "drama dump" in front of everyone!

by spacebiscuit213 January 16, 2008

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014

hangover dump

Dump that signals the end of a lingering hangover.

Q: "Bro, how's that hangover treating you?"
A: "Not too bad actually. But I haven't taken my hangover dump yet, so this beast is probably just dormant."

Bro 1: "Dude I'm so hungover... I'm never drinking again!"
Bro 2: "Really man? I took my hangover dump half an hour ago, I've never felt better!"

by Jeraen June 17, 2012