take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate
Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.
by Light Joker April 05, 2005
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Tronald Dump

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?
by Foolish_Samurai February 08, 2019
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buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.
After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.
by gostbrand February 23, 2010
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dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca
Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili
by Crazy68 February 24, 2014
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Flutter Dump

When you have to take a dump so bad that it is sometimes painful and almost impossible to hold it in thus running to the bathroom in a flutter.
When i got home from work I had to take a massive shit after a long night of partying. I skiped down the stairs to my appartment and flutter dumped right in the can.
by J-S-S August 07, 2009
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Moon Dump

Combination of a Sky-Dump and a moon. Essentially it is making someone witness a poo off a cliff, roof etc.
Example of a moon dump: Car drives by a group of people in line at movie theater. Man hangs bum out of car window. Bum hanging out of window drops a turd.
by brinchy October 17, 2014
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Friendship Dumped

When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.
i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."
by Halle117 November 19, 2009
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