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take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate
Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.
by Light Joker April 4, 2005
mugGet the take a dumpmug.

Tronald Dump

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?
by Foolish_Samurai February 8, 2019
mugGet the Tronald Dumpmug.

buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.
After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.
by gostbrand February 23, 2010
mugGet the buddy dumpmug.

Dildo Dumping

The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.
Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...

Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.
by someunicornwizardcat November 25, 2017
mugGet the Dildo Dumpingmug.

Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.
Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.
by RBurton August 2, 2008
mugGet the Dump and Dodgemug.

Cunt Dump

When a female goes to the bathroom after intercourse to dispose of the seminal fluid inside of her vagina
"My girlfriend always goes for a cunt dump after sex"
by Steve's sex emporium September 15, 2014
mugGet the Cunt Dumpmug.

drama dump

1. when a girl has too much shit in her purse, she has to dump
it all out just to find something. she is usually in
distress from another situation.
2. when a person blows a situation out of proportion because
of their own neglect to understand or comprehend what is
going on. their true emotions become apparent revealing
secret feelings for the person the drama is being directed
to. they let everything out of the closet.
1. she was only in here for five minutes and she lost her
keys. she had to "drama dump" her purse to find them.

2. i told you where i was and who i was with. you didn't have
to bust a "drama dump" in front of everyone!
by spacebiscuit213 January 16, 2008
mugGet the drama dumpmug.

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