Depressengers 

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

Depressengers by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

deprestidigitation

Depression, when the magic goes out of digital life.

She had been enthralled with Facetime, Zoom, texts and emails, yet now was overwhelmed with deprestidigitation, yearning for a touch, a smile, eye-contact, the unfiltered sound of a loving voice.

deprestidigitation by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

Depression tub 

When you're depressed so you sit in the tub and drink heavily for hours

Once Dave's dad died, it took me 2 days to get him out of the depression tub.

Depression tub by Damon K. April 21, 2020

Depressichino 

A person who is usually abnormally happy or smiley that suddenly becomes 'normal' aka depressed ✨

"Amelia has turned into a depressichino today"

Depressichino by Shusshii July 6, 2021

Commercial Depression 

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.

I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.

Commercial Depression by Wolfman22 October 1, 2010

Theatrical Depression

The overwhelming sadness that you get after the play/musical you were in closes. It is very hard to treat, as it is unlikely you will ever do that play/musical again.

Jim: Hey, what have you been doing since the show ended?

Joe: Not much, I've been dealing with a pretty bad case of theatrical depression. I haven't left the house in two weeks.

Theatrical Depression by broadwayfreak December 8, 2010

crippling depreston 

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

crippling depreston by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016