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stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.
I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.
by GEGuru March 8, 2011
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Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.
Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018
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Self defeater

A girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/bitchy/obese. They will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.
Boy: Hey, Surla! We have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?

Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!
by oddcreator97 November 4, 2010
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Defeat the Purpose

"DTP IS SO SIQ BRAH"
by dej August 26, 2005
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Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.
"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."
by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005
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Playing Detective

When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass
What the fuck is he looking for
Hes just playing detective
by Seanieboyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2018
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to defeat the enderdragon

'I'm going to defeat the enderdragon tomorrow' = 'I'm going to have sex tomorrow'
by blemmyemmy January 19, 2021
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