Crump

The female taint.

Don't be such a crump

by crumperstilskin July 10, 2011

crump

straight drunk as balls

"I'm getting fucking crumped tonight"

by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004

Crump

The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.

Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?

My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.

by High Maintenance December 26, 2008

crumpet

a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--

harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"

by holly November 22, 2004

crumpy nipples

its when your nipples get crumpy

whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples

by Fizzymandogthing July 18, 2003

Crump

A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.

I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!

by Leaha & Kristina March 25, 2009

Crump

living family member of someone you admit you murdered.

I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.

by Infinite and empty December 17, 2008