my cousin got it for me

phrase typically used by black people to cover up for stealing something

Where did you get that dope watch?

My cousin got it for me.

by Sean John 89 August 06, 2010

Sleep Is Her Cousin

The cousin of Death and the second cousin of the Bitch.

Death: hey where is my cousin Sleep?

Bitch: where is my second cousin Sleep?

Sleep Is Her Cousin: i'm right here!,

Death+Bitch: ohh cool

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

Booger Eating Cousin Fucker

A hillbilly or white trash type person. One who engages in eating boogers and fucking their cousin

The Clampets were a bunch of Booger eating cousin fuckers.

by Filthy Chavez October 03, 2007

3.5-tuple-second cousin

Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.

My 3.5-tuple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

scott cousins

Hard hitting, hard baller for Tampa Bay Rays who in 2011 delivered a CLEAN and PERFECTLY LEGAL hit on San Francisco Giants catcher Buster Posey (that was obviously set up to protect the plate in a totally awkward, and INCORRECT manner!) while running to home plate from 3rd base that ended up unintentionally breaking Buster's leg and tearing ligaments in his ankle but ultimately scoring the run! thank you Barry Larkin for agreeing on Baseball tonight episode aired on 6/2/2011!!!!

Here comes the TRAINNNNNNNNNNN scott cousins!!!!!!

by loverofthegame June 03, 2011

Ur cousin asexual

The worst insult that can ever be used against another human. All other insults naming family members and sexuality fall miles short in destructive capcity

You:”ur granny tranny”
Me:”stfu ur cousin asexual”
You:*time freezes as your entire being witnesses forces only known in the big bang*

by TheEggBoy March 14, 2018

Your cousin a water moccasin

One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.

Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*

by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 16, 2023