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cum cocktail

On New Year's Eve, the practice of rewarding the resident little girl with a champagne glass filled with the men's semen from the day. At midnight, she should drink the cocktail while the said men cum on her naked or partially clad body. If the child is of age, she should take a shot of Absenthe after downing the cum, after which she would be subjected to countless gangbangs from her boyfriends.
Melissa was standing in the center of the living room, waiting for midnight to come. She was dresed in black lingerie that exposed her pussy and nipples. At midnight, she drank down the cum cocktail, as twenty loads began exploding all over her body.
by MariaLu January 16, 2008
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chookter

Person From Outer City Towns, Eg. Livingston Nr Edinburgh
La La La Im Caz, Ima Chookter But Find It Hard To Admit
by Ryan April 20, 2004
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cocktail

1. The tail of a Cock, or Rooster.
Ex: So I was running, trying to catch that chicken, and I grabbed its cocktail and it turned around and pecked me.
by Loria June 1, 2006
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cockthirsty

When one's desire to suck cock seems unsatable.
"You cockthirsty fuck," Jim said. I was stunned. Lost for words, I could only reply with those four simple words given to me by my master: "One cock, much thirsty."
by Zefnex December 28, 2005
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shrimp cocktail

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.
Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.
by Stoneman January 9, 2009
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pussy juice cocktail

when a woman has a squirting orgasm, the man catches as much cuntjuice as he can, adds in his own semen, and mixes in alcohol (usually Vodka) and they both drink it. warning, this is a great way to Catch STD's
dude, that hoe gave me the best tasting pussy juice cocktail i have ever had
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006
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shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
by poidog May 17, 2008
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