computer

how a majority of the people who post on here get dates.

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by u smell like diareha August 12, 2004

computer tumour

computer add on's. Such as: external hardrives, flashdrives, usb accesories, etc.

woah man, get rid of some of those computer tumours!

by colin magee January 18, 2008

computer stupid

sumbody who dont know shit about computers

CODAY: that dont mean shit to me
CODAY: lol i am really computer stupid
CODAY: why dont you just d.l it your self
CODAY: but i can suck a mean dick tho!

by soma town May 10, 2008

computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

computtered
computtering

She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.

by cebaby June 20, 2009

Computer Stutter

When someone is typing to quickly and types too many letters for a word.

Computer stutter = Loll (correctly spelled "lol")

by Stoner_dude55 September 7, 2009

Computer

A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.

Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent

Hey, i got a new Computer

by Foxsi! October 30, 2016

scotty computers

A way to convey that you are blushing.

Derived from the words of the illustrious lecturer in MSRIT, who used to blush saying these words.

Sid: Dude, you were glowing on your wedding day.
Plain (blushing): Thanks dude. Scotty computers..

by PhychoSid February 5, 2007