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Clusterfuck

I group large group of essentially big helpings of fuckery. Most people cant realy understand what's fully going on.
South Sudan is a clusterfuck
by MeGaShhady February 10, 2019
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Dirty South Clusterfuck

A sandwich made at McDonald's from a McDouble and a southern homestyle chicken sandwich. Similar to the McGangbang but tastier and more scrumptous.
I went to McDonald's today and had myself a delicious Dirty South Clusterfuck
by DsRegulator August 13, 2011
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cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 5, 2010
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Cluster Fuck

A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.

Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.

I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.

It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners October 21, 2012
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clusterphobia

Noun
The fear of clusterfucks. A phobia that is triggered when decisions are made by an incompetent group or individual.
Adj. Clusterphobic
I suffer from clusterphobia just thinking about government officials attempting any type of policy and/or decision making activity.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are known to trigger clusterphobic reactions in their audiences when they speak.
by jenabulla June 26, 2014
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Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself
Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally
by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020
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crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
by anal*smear August 25, 2008
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