chapped

angry.

I was so chapped when she threw that martini at me.

by M November 4, 2003

Crapped Out

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes

Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!

by coolbill14 July 20, 2010

clipped

The act of having had and impact with an object whilst driving.

i clipped my neighbours grandma

by urobin hood June 3, 2009

oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

by tt February 15, 2003

clapper

A stripper who is able to make her ass shake so vigorously that the cheeks clap, or the ass that claps.

Buffie the Body is a serious clapper.
I'll drop a dollar on a clapper with a snapper.

by Biguno September 1, 2006

chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."

There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.

"BEND OVER ITS SEAL CLAPPER TIME BITCH "

by The3amigos September 23, 2016