Chopsticks

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

by PonchoFox January 4, 2015

Chips is Chips

Chips is Chips: a statement that can be used in many scenarios to more or less declare that "it is what it is", or "live and let go". Almost always this saying is used to eleviate the intensity of a conversation, conflict, or dilemma at hand. It helps us single out the petty worries of day to day living.

Husband: "Oh what a terrible day! We lost power today at the office, I was stuck in traffic for two hours, and got pulled over ten minutes before I got home!"
Wife: "Don't worry about it so much dear, chips is chips."

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 5, 2009

manky chops

(adj) a positive adjective used to describe a hardcore and good sounding guitar lick.
"manky" refers to the lick being "sick" or "ill" witch in slang terms means good.

Drummer: "I'll lay down a beat"
Guitar: "ok cool, i'll lay down some manky chops over it."

"Dude get a load of these manky chops"

by theguitarguy March 30, 2009

Bricks and chips

Weed and money

I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips.

by Notoriously loved January 5, 2011

hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011

sex-chops

Facial hair resembling sideburns that reach to the jaw line that also cause carnal temptations.

It appears as though Cameron is growing sex-chops

by Linkous Mack Lowe IV December 20, 2005

Fart Chips

Sour cream and onion chips that fill the car with a fart-like scent after the bag is opened.

Mary: "Katherine, do you want some chips?"

Katherine: "No, those are fart chips, you cheese wipe!"

by marydeee August 14, 2008