jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006

The last temptation of Christ.

A movie make in 1988 about the human side of Christ.
In the movie Christ has a vision on the cross of marrying Mary Magdalene and living a normal life.
It enraged bible thumpers because it suggested that Christ could have lived a normal life including having a normal sex life.
It is a good movie. A must see if you can.

Did you see the movie "The last temptation of Christ"?
The last temptation of Christ.

by Deep blue 2012 February 11, 2010

Christ On A Pogo Stick

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 22, 2017

jesus christ on rye

This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.

Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.

by RoundElephant September 26, 2007

christ air

Invented by skateboarder Christian Hosoi, the skater grabs the board out from under them, does a christ on the cross pose in mid air, with arms spread, and then returns the board to there feet to land.

He pulled a christ air over the spline

by chillcat May 30, 2003

jesus titty f*ckin' christ

Used to express surprise, digust etc esp. in a comedy nature

See "Team America": As Michael Moore blows up Mount Rushmore, Spotswoode declares "Jesus Titty Fuckin....", just as the bomb goes off.

by David Hunt September 9, 2005

christ alive

see 'crikey o reily'. christ alive!!!

"... i cant see properly... oohhhh, christ alive... "

by pan March 8, 2004