Choditis

A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode

'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.

by ProbablyJustMe October 27, 2017

Chodio

Mr. Cleans sausage fingers

Mr. Cleans chodio were winking at me

by Dick Rambone 69 December 28, 2018

Chodie Lodie

Acts like a man thot and thinks he’s talkin to another girl but she really doesn’t dig him and she fucks with other man and her gentians smell like shit

Chodie Lodie likes A ripp?

by Chodie Lodie March 18, 2019

Chodie Divins

A walking L, constantly takes L’s in basketball.

Nicknames: Chodie, Blowdie, Dickens

Chodie Divins. Blowdie Dickens.

by TownshitBasketball August 14, 2019

Chodista

Chode officianado.

That guy knows his chode. He's def a chodista!

by Readux August 21, 2019

Chodie

The sexiest man alive. There is no doubt. He has a giant chode for a penis. The only thing bigger than his penis is his big heart

Chodie looked at me because I wrote this and violently threw me on a bed and humped the shit out of me.

by Biggiecheeze95 June 4, 2021

Chodito

A fat Mexican retard.

Hey, look at that chodito over there. What a fat Mexican retard.

by Barry’s Butthole October 11, 2021