social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.

Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.

by Jeffro December 1, 2007

Roach Clip

a metal holder you use when the joint is too small and burns your lips and fingers

by dave featherstone October 10, 2003

President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush

President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.

by Mr.Juan-derful December 13, 2010

Cliffjumping

The act of driving around, blasting loud music, anywhere from rap to Frank Sinatra, and annoying the hell out of innocent pedestrians. Also, masks and other accessories such as a 3D glasses, megaphone, police siren, and police light may be involved. This usually involves yelling racial slurs at various types of people, from black people to fat people to old people (i.e. anyone who's not a wealthy white douche-bag).

The other night, we went to try this new restaurant called the Cliff-house that got a great review by Mike Schreiner. However, we were severely disappointed not only in our meals, but in our shits as well. We felt as if we needed revenge on this terrible restaurant, so later that night, we drove around the valet turnaround upwards of 8 times, scaring the living daylights out of the mexican valet and everyone else who eats there because they don't know the difference between McDonalds and Flemings Steakhouse. We discovered that this was easily the funniest thing in the history of mankind, so it is performed on a weekly basis. This became known as "Cliffjumping."

by Dr. Jewish September 9, 2010

The Clit Commander

Jason Mewes as "Jay" in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

Mewes: "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D September 2, 2005

clik

The enlarged clitoris of a female-to-male transsexual. Testosterone injections cause the clitoris to become a mix between a clit and a cock (ie clik).

Johnny got his clik sucked by his girlfriend.

by internetcreep April 20, 2009