The other night, we went to try this new restaurant called the Cliff-house that got a great review by Mike Schreiner. However, we were severely disappointed not only in our meals, but in our shits as well. We felt as if we needed revenge on this terrible restaurant, so later that night, we drove around the valet turnaround upwards of 8 times, scaring the living daylights out of the mexican valet and everyone else who eats there because they don't know the difference between McDonalds and Flemings Steakhouse. We discovered that this was easily the funniest thing in the history of mankind, so it is performed on a weekly basis. This became known as "Cliffjumping."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Hey let’s go cliff jumping. If your up for it....