cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Caity

A bitch if you have them as a sister because if you fuck up once your not gonna live it down anytime soon...But,otherwise they can be pretty spectacular sister,friend.Caitys' are very amazing and like to strut their stuff no matter who's around unless it's their bf/gf because other than amazing they can also be very awkward...socially.They are also very rare and beautiful people.

Did you see her?
Yea...why?
She was so awkward but she is so pretty....
Oh don't worry about that.....It's just Caity.

by Rosalia Love January 18, 2017

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

card-carrying member

Anyone who uses the reputation of an organization they belong to in order to try to further their career/social advancement, and use it as a pedestal to look down on others who aren't a member of said organization. Instead of carrying the values of the organization, they attempt to let the values of the organization carry them, usually to their detriment.

Tom is a card-carrying member of his fraternity. He feels that wearing his letters gives him an excuse to be an asshole to everyone who's not one of his brothers, and assumes that his connections will get him a job after college, even though he drinks and jacks off all day and never goes to class.

Susan is a card-carrying member of PETA. Her entire identity is built around the ideals of one organization. She is not imaginative enough to develop a personality of her own, so instead she adopts the angry bleeding-heart liberal stereotype.

by ramma jamma August 22, 2008

mariah carey

A talented, dramatic coloratura soprano, with an outstanding voice range. One of the few who can sing in their whistle register for long periods of time.

Mariah Carey's vocal profile:

Octave Range: approx. 5 (A2–G7)
Longest Note: 20 seconds in the song "Lead the way".
Highest Recorded Notes: G7, G7#, F7, E7
Lowest Recorded Notes: A2, A2#, B2

by Cyndane May 20, 2005

carryed

to be taken advantaged of for gain,

Neil's pissed, that hoe carryed him, left with all his dough.
He got carryed.

by Acachix February 27, 2006

carey velez

Noun. A man who has a tendency to make others laugh by off-color comments that most people don't have the guts to say out loud.

I can't believe you just told your grandma a poop joke. You are such a Carey Velez.

by CV Fan October 16, 2008