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Bullshit

The cross breed of a bulldog and a shih-tzu, a bullshit is characterized as having the signature jowls and floppy ears of the bulldog, with the moppy tail and thick fur of the shih-tzu.
"Did Laura's dog give birth yet?"

"Yeah, to a very healthy litter of bullshits!"
by penguinface. April 26, 2010
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bullshit threshold

the amount of information needed about a topic in order to be able to bullshit a conversation or answer a question about it about it and have everyone think you actually know what you're talking about
Guy A: How did you talk to Alexandra last night about Harry Potter? I didn't think you read those books?
Guy B: I didn't, but I saw some of the movies and remember hearing my friends talking about the series that I had enough info to get past the bullshit threshold and make some jokes about the series to her.

Student A: You don't own the book for the class, how did you know about Edmund Randolph?
Students B: Guess I read enough of the Constututional Convention wikipedia article that I reached the bullshit threshold about it.
by td0109 October 10, 2011
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Bullshit artist

Someone who likes to lie and practices lieing.
person1: Dude wanna hang out?

Person2: Cant gotta go with my mom to the store.

Person1: Bullshit artist.
by Doh Nuts 13 June 24, 2004
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bullshit

Something very far from the truth.

LOL GEORGE BUSH LOL!! HURRRRR
by mwells August 20, 2003
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bullshit

A favorite tool of the mass conformist world who loves to use it to as a desperate attempt to fit in with society when they don't have the brains to think for themselves. But to intelligent people, they just look like bullshitting morons.
George Carlin: America's #1 industry is the marketing and packaging of bullshit.
by hunglikehuang October 15, 2006
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Bullshine

a gloss of appetizing bullshit to cover up some seriously sickening other shit, i.e. euphemistic spin of something that the bullshiner (one who applys bullshine to something) is trying to cover up
hospitals explaining the consolidation of care as coordinating care for better patient care (the bullshine), when really they are consolidating so as to gather bargaining power with insurance companies (the sickening other shit that needs to be covered up).
by jizztheEyeberg October 18, 2009
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bullshit lie

A term created by the infamous #neo-geo chat room (now defunct). A pop culture icon.
This whole neo-geo.com is bullshit lie!
by nger November 1, 2003
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