Bruce 

A complete and utter faggot. Every time his face comes into view, you feel the need to punch him in the jugular. A Bruce is a backstabber, a thief, a liar, and a fucking loser. A bruce is someone who doesnt deserve your respect, or your trust. Fuck Bruces

1: "You see Bruce over there, you wanna jump his ass"?

2: "lets do it, i hate that fucker."

Bruce by I1K1N1O1W1A1L1L1 July 13, 2017

Bruce Banner

Originating in the Boston area also known as Bruce Banna. Any brand of Beer.

Pick up some Bruce Banners on your way over. Local Example: Pick up some Bruce Bannas on your way ova.

Bruce Banner by Dustin Gariepy July 31, 2008

Bruce 

A word used to commonly describe a flaming homosexual. This term usually pertains to a person with “stalkerish” homosexual tendencies, leading to purchasing a certain type of boxers and driving by the houses of secret man lovers. Other activities include lying about curfew and constantly texting on the phone and talking shit about other girls; in accordance with his over so common mentioning of "how he likes girls." In essence, he talks like a total fem. (Feminine)

Hey did you talk to John the other day?

Naw, man I pulled a Bruce, I think he saw me drive by his house. I wanted to suck his dick.

Bruce by Yaj Gnireip April 24, 2008

Drop a Bruce 

To take a huge shit/dump

"After school im going to go home and drop a bruce" Chris Gabriel

Drop a Bruce by Josh Gooch November 14, 2007

Bruce Willies 

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

Bruce Willies by Niels Bundgaard November 10, 2008

Bruce Lee 

The only man ever to walk the Earth worthy enough for Chuck Norris to lose to. See "Way of the Dragon" (1972)

The physical trauma of this encounter is the primary cause of Bruce Lee's death, contrary to popular belief.

Also used as a substitute for badass, awesome, ninja, supa-cool-asian, or a title for something who you suspect is Chinese

Being pwned by Bruce Lee is the second greatest honor known to man

Bruce Lee by eohgaoeiuhaj September 9, 2010

bruce 

A gentle "titty-twister." There is actually no twist involved. It is just a simple "tweak" of the nipple to make it erect. Derived from Bruce Lee, who always had his shirt off and had hard nipples.

I love to randomly bruce the kids in the hallway and watch them grab their chests in shock.

bruce by YouThinkYouKnowMe May 30, 2006