brazilian

what a hoe has when see completely shaved from the neck down.

I got her pants off and she was brazalian. Nice! Unfortunately, she stunk like a dead fish.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Bartzilla

The name that liza would have if marge would have let homer decide her name.

Bartzilla > Godzilla

by Vincentl January 22, 2006

Brazilian Waterseeker

Where male encourages female to swallow large amounts of water one day before sexual intercourse in order for him to devour the watery fountain the female will so graceously provide for him upon her orgasm.

Ted: Wow Sarah, I had a hard time swallowing that load, drink more than usual?

Sarah: Actually, i did. I wanted to surprise you because i know your one hell of a brazilian Waterseeker!

by bidallion October 20, 2010

Brazilian Fuck Bounce

The act of sitting on the floor with one's legs fully extended and hands clasped together. The individual then moves his hands (still clasped) up and down vigorously and generates enough momentum to begin vibrating across the floor. This activity is strenuous and I've only seen it done once before successfully.

This can be done to impress your freinds, or strap your Bae along for the ride on your dick.

Dude 1: "Hey that dancer is sitting on the stage, what's he doing?"
Dude 2: "Gasp! He's gonna do the Brazilian Fuck Bounce!"
Audience: "Holy smegma on a cracker look at him go!"

by Moses Magoo October 20, 2014

brazillian slapper

A Brazillian slapper is a HUGE brazillian cock that will slap you in the face

Watch Out Its A Brazillian Slapper

by 429blazeit247 August 27, 2015

Brazilian airhorn

When your having anal sex with a Brazilian woman (or guy, I don't really care) after he/she finished eating/drinking some thing that would normally cause gas. Then when you pull out she/he will fart very loud (almost sounding like an air horn) and cause your dick to shrivel. Or if your still in the B hole it might sound like some thing is deflating, where you will slowly but surely start to smell it and shrivel up in side her/him.

"I was fucking my friends Brazilian cousin in the ass, then when i pulled out she did a fucking Brazilian airhorn, and now bitches wont suck me off because it smells like a raunchy taco".

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

brazilian bendy straw

the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking

shall i give you a brazilian bendy straw?

by boris von klemp February 3, 2008