Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

by Shenans March 2, 2017

Blumpkin Spice

Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.

“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”

by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017

Blump and Run

When you drop a load in her balloon knot and a load in her toilet before running out the door.

What are your feeling about blump and run?

by Reaper22 September 29, 2018

Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019

Blumby

Blumby is a term used when something you're eating is so good is goes beyond yummy.

That chocolate cake was the best I've ever had. It was so blumby.

by CL76 October 27, 2019

Blumpkiss

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.

by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020

Blumpkin Plus

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.

Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.

by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 5, 2021