Beer Crutch

1. The act of chugging natty beer and then duct taping another full can to the top of your "crutch" to evenutally create a stack of empty beer cans. Your stack of empties will eventually be your crutch as you walk home wasted. If you finish so many beers that your crutch is taller than you then you must duct tape it to the outside of the home/apt that you are drinking at and pass out there.

Did you see Luke's beer crutch? That shit was so frat.

"Hey how is your beer crutch coming? "
"It's coming, I am 2 beers away from passing out at the blue house tonight."

by phisigalki May 11, 2010

Beer Asshole

More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).

Beer assholes are intelligent enough to try a beer and make up their own mind if it sucks.

by beerish August 1, 2014

four-beer range

the period after which a drunk guy is likely to make a hyperbolic statement that is usually wildly contrived and dorky, often times triggered by the overriding stimulus most proximate.

You could tell Stacy had hit four-beer range when he said the food from Lil' Porgies was "probably the best BBQ in the state of Illinois."

by dogfaced boy June 26, 2006

energy beer

Dom Mazzetti's description of a can of Four Loko
used because it is alcohol, caffeine, and other dangerously combined substances (see definition of Four Loko for more accurate ingredients)

Adam: "Hey, watcha drinkin' there Dom?"
Dom: "Energy beer. Four Loko."

by matthewre July 9, 2011

corona beer

its not real anymore

Person: wanna drink some corona beer?
Person2:What is corona beer?
Person:.......
Person2: Im afraid to drink it
Person:
Person2:ok boomer
Person: -dies-

by \/+{[me]}+\/ May 21, 2020

Vodkaless Beer is waste of money

in Russian tradition drinking beer without the Vodka (to drink Vodkaless Beer) have no sence, better not to drink than to drink just beer, because beer is light alcohol drink, but russian men's tradition is to drink hard, to show the friends the power of the body possibilities

- What will we drink on your party? what have u bought ?
- Many many beers!

- Have u bought Vodka?
-No, i have responsible next day after party! i dont wanna be dead on next day morn!
- You wanna say that the party will have only beers,. without vodka?
- Yeap...
- I say u, how taught me the GrandDad: Vodkaless Beer is waste of money!
-Okay...Sure...lets go buy some Vodkas...

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004