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Beckman

In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.

Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.

If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.
"Oh my gosh, that guy is such a jerk!"

"Well what do you expect? He's a beckman!"
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beckley bowtie

when someone is sleeping you shit on their neck, when they wake up, they look down and left to right, making the shape of a bowtie.
Denny's ol lady gave him a beckley bowtie last night while he was passed out drunk.
by madeuce September 30, 2007
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Backons

An arse valley wank...(not to be mistaken for anal sex..it's similar to a tit wank).

The woman lies on her front while her guy sits on the small of her back facing her feet. He pops his penis between her bottom cheeks and squeezes them together...and off he goes!

Lube recommended.
Sam was concerned when Danny asked her for a Backons...but after he'd explained that it wouldn't make her eyes water, she agreed...and actually found it quite pleasurable (she was even able to finish her crossword).
by Miss Smith January 26, 2008
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Colin beck

A gay guy that pees out rainbows from his vagina. Also a gaylord that has once pooped on his sisters barbies. Biggest fuckin gayboy. Usually transgender. Rarely female to male but mostly male to female. Transition starts around 7th to 8th grade. Once a fuckboy always a fuckboy as colin is.
Guy 1- whos that????
Guy 2- OMG RUN Its colin beck HES GONNA MAKE US HAVE SEX WITH HIM
by Gayboy motel March 18, 2015
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david beckham

A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.
How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!
by kakafan07 June 17, 2007
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Bend it like beckham

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room
did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch
by ANDREW YA DIG August 12, 2008
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Alan Becker

Alan Becker is a youtuber who makes many animations like Animation Vs Animator he loves to make animations and has over 6,054,794 subscribers on youtube he went to eductional computer school to learn how to animate
Me:Alan Becker is the best animator!
Other:Best youtuber and animator
by Green Fredbear September 1, 2018
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