beach blanket bimbo 

a beach blanket bimbo is an ugly slut who does nothing but hang out at the beach as she has nothing better to do

check it out i jus found out that shes a beach blanket bimbo that explains why shes always at the beach and never workin

beach blanket bimbo by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

wet blanket 

that one triplet on My Super Sweet Sixteen they keep referring to

I don't wanna be a wet blanket anymore; that's why I'm dressing like a slut.

wet blanket by Ashlarr January 1, 2006

white yogurt face blanket 

the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt

"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."

white yogurt face blanket by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

pig in a blanket 

an uncircumcised peen. having extra meat.

do you have a pig in a blanket? are u ashamed?

pig in a blanket by purpie February 12, 2005

flesh blanket 

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.

"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."

flesh blanket by LL Snoop's sidekick August 10, 2009

Jew Blanket 

Having sex through a sheet with a hole in it.

The beer goggles had worn off and Tom thought the girl was a minger so had sex through the Jew Blanket.

Jew Blanket by JewishAsh February 24, 2012

Pig in a Blanket 

When a guy get his penis sucked between his ass cheeks.

Sucked from behind... A man who asked to get his penis sucked from behind is usually fresh out of jail or straight up gay.

"you see the way my sausages looks between my buns? I call that my pig in a blanket..."

Pig in a Blanket by The Ashley's February 14, 2012