ball jazz

1. the substance that coats an unwashed scrotum; consists of but is not liimited to boxer lint, buttcreep, gold bond paste and fart residue.

yo, I haven't taken a shower for a week, the ball jazz is outta control.

by avisualperson July 30, 2007

ball puke

In the case of the personification of the testes, this would be the forceful reverse ejection of the contents of the digestive tract.

DUDE! You totally ball puked on my girlfriend's face! NOT OK!

by 99 Problems and They All Dicks November 19, 2010

ball couzie

fill a cup with water, place your ball sack into the cup and have your significant other blow bubbles in the cup with a straw

This girl denied me a blow job, but she gave me a ball couzie instead.

by txiw263 March 1, 2011

Ball Hogba

Refers to French midfielders which thinks they are better than they are in reality, and so attempts skills and tricks which he can't get away with rather than passing. While they are bad, it can usually be said that they are still better than any midfielder in Tottenham Hotspur's history.

When is this Ball Hogba going to go back to Juventus so he can become a better player again?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

ball bag

this is when someone rubs you up the wrong way and you have no choice but to retaliate with a childish but seemingly funny piece of jargan

give me my mother f*%#ing book back you f&%#ing ball bag

by poo daddy April 24, 2005

Ball Buster Parfeit

The womans answer to the cherry swirl. Its where during a guys orgasm, a woman grabs the guys balls really hard and twists until they snap.

After cherry swirling that bitch, she Ball Bustered Parfeit my best friend when she cheated on me

by Bud Wise August 3, 2004

ball sack heart attack

An exclamation that expresses a generalized intensity, usually, but not necessarily, negative in nature.

Very similar in usage to "fucking A," but with a slightly more negative and sexual connotation.

"Joe, I'm breaking up with you."

"Ball sack heart attack!"

by Joel A. October 28, 2007