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Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.
General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!
by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019
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atomic ugly

When someone is so ugly that it ruins everything around you for years to come.
How was your blind date last weekend?

It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 18, 2018
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atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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atomic jiz

When you cum so much, it travels great distances..... around four inches from the tip.
Dude..... Katie definitely brings on an atomic jiz.
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Atomic water bottle

When you piss, shit, and nut in some sort of container
by Tiny Meat Gang November 2, 2017
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Atomic learning

A learning method that delivers small, interconnected nuggets of information. Each "atom" of knowledge is a standalone piece, but together they form a comprehensive understanding of a subject. Unlike microlearning, which often focuses on isolated facts, atomic learning builds a cohesive picture by linking these small, digestible bits. It's perfect for learners who prefer to absorb information in tiny, manageable chunks while maintaining a clear connection to the broader topic.
I've been using atomic learning to study history, and it's amazing how these small, interconnected facts help me build a complete understanding of the subject.
by amuseapp August 15, 2024
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Atom

one of the smallest things in the known universe, the only thing smaller is a quark and trumps dick
"Oh is that trumps dick, I heard its smaller than an atom
by Steptim September 15, 2020
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