Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025

the virgin assembly

A group chat filled with....Swank, cancer, dankness, sweet sweet anal, and casual rape jokes

Did you know that the virgin assembly gave me sweet sweet testicular cancer.

by Soiler04 January 13, 2017

No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done

Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed”

by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021

Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.

Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024