alex clarke

a very lanky person permanently stuck in the friendzone, but we all like him cos he has phat sesh's every year

"Did you hear about Alex Clarke, he's having a phat sesh on Saturday"

by Randomer_101 June 9, 2018

alex chen

aids patient

fucking dirty alex chen giving everybody aids

by muligane December 3, 2018

ALEXANDER CAKAROVSKI

A very untrustworthy person who is not punctual and always misses his train.

Dang it, Alexander Cakarovski missed the train.

by Alexander Cakarovski February 26, 2019

Alexander 23

Is secretly an alien or is undercover for the government

Alexander 23 : “im not an alien but if i was id tell u that im not an alien.”

by Unknown6645 April 30, 2019

Alex Turner

God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.

Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'

Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

by butterone78 August 23, 2019

Alex queer boy

Very queer

Alex Queer boy is queer

by Lolololololopo November 5, 2019