Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
Get the Armed guards mug.Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
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Get the afrted mug.That's arped as fuck bro!
by nayger definer July 31, 2023
Get the arped mug.would be the correct response shouted back in the face of the person claiming Birds are Real.
as in no they cannot be you are wrong and clearly brainwashed and deluded.
as in no they cannot be you are wrong and clearly brainwashed and deluded.
birds are real!
said the blind man with his door only half open in the day and always shut at night.
aredayfuck!
its obvious when you actually stop and think about it properly they can't
Can Not be real Nothing that flys can look up and drink water.
also they don't have mouths ! or ears ! but they sing and hear and when you look one dead in the eye 1 on 1 time slows n stops still for a moment and you find yourself catching a glimpse of yourself as the universe looking back at yourself as a bird in a different life
but
still
in
the
same
game.
play on playa.
said the blind man with his door only half open in the day and always shut at night.
aredayfuck!
its obvious when you actually stop and think about it properly they can't
Can Not be real Nothing that flys can look up and drink water.
also they don't have mouths ! or ears ! but they sing and hear and when you look one dead in the eye 1 on 1 time slows n stops still for a moment and you find yourself catching a glimpse of yourself as the universe looking back at yourself as a bird in a different life
but
still
in
the
same
game.
play on playa.
by Brizla August 3, 2023
Get the aredayfuck mug.Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
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