Tech-arted

Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).

The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".

Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!

Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!