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An artedio is fearless, brave and just they are often reaserved and quite- however when an artedio is called to defend the people the love two things could happen- their foe falls or they do, they never submit.
An artedio is a defensive warrior but a great warrior non the less
An artedio fights only when he thinks he must to keeps his family safe
artedio by Artedio July 12, 2017
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artelion 

A man who's with the shits but sometimes a bitch but he knows that. He's also super kind and trustworthy and those sort of things
Artelion is proper alie
artelion by Healthy kid April 24, 2018
Mr.sexy the one who loves cowboys and is always smiling. Hes short and a fast talker who is very lazy and attends a law school. The one who is willing to hug anything and anybody.at times he might be annoying but you can never be mad at him.
hey Mr sexy (artemio)

hey (hug)
Artemio by ashleylovesvanessa January 2, 2012
A hyper and annoying yet sweet and loving person who usually doesn't care about what he does or what people think of him. The person is usually slow at responding or thinking but at other times think they are always ahead of another person when it comes to being smart. For someone as ugly as this person they sure do get a lot of girls and win them over with their words.
This guy is such an Artemio (Retard)
Artemio by actualpotatolol April 15, 2020
artemio: a very handsome and sexy man. usually someone named artemio is very smart and gets LOADS of girls
hey that man over there is very handsome, must be an artemio.
artemio by yourmomsfavoriteside November 21, 2021

Arterioscleriscious 

The state in which a food's deliciousness is directly proportional to the likelihood that it will harden one's arteries.
A BLT made with an entire pound of bacon? Arterioscleriscious!!!
Arterioscleriscious by Royston Lodge December 27, 2011
A self entitled piece of shit who thinks that they are full of themselves. They think just because they are Mexican that they are good at soccer. Show no equality, and also think they can pull all the girls. They are obsessive over their exes and they try to cover everything up by acting like a complete child. Artemio is the worst person ever to be alive. Specifically a reincarnation of Hitler :)
Mr. Artemio thinks he is the fucking shit.
Artemio by justuraveragehoe March 5, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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