arted
arted by Genaingeneral October 21, 2018
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i just arted
"Hey honey, wanna let u knowi just arted. i' made this lil painting, if ur wondering why im sad n pissed off for a few days"
i just arted by lifeisntfairbutmineis January 10, 2018
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pe-arted
pe-arted by MeganandKirby May 13, 2005
S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)
S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted) by Goatdire May 3, 2022
Tech-arted
Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).
The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!
Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Tech-arted by SerenityFlight August 31, 2010
One-Armed Scissor
It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
Bat Arsed
Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?
Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Bat Arsed by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017
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