Personal Finance

a totally useless class that can actually be taught by people that are mentally handicapped.
Dude: Man, i hate personal finance. my teacher is so retarded!
by Dr. O'Man March 02, 2010
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personal bubble

A term used to describe someone's personal space. The space around them which nobody should enter unless invited to do so causing a level of awkwardness of some level of discomfort.
That asshole is always in everyone's personal bubble. One day someone is going to beat the crap out of him.
by cybrez October 06, 2015
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personal Vietnam

A difficult situation that one experienced that is as traumatic and harrowing as fighting in a long and brutal war. Coined by Donald Trump in a 1997 interview with Howard Stern.
“I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world. It is a dangerous world out there. It’s scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam era. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier.” - Donald Trump, speaking about his experiences sleeping with a large number of loose women and trying to avoid catching STDs

Dude: "Hey bro, I heard the Philz Coffee near your office closed down. That's a bummer."
Bro: "Dude, you have no idea! It's been like my personal Vietnam. Now I've had two choices: 1) go without coffee or 2) go to freaking Starbucks and drink that swill! There's no other choice. I'm not sure I can go on like this anymore."
Dude: "Wow bro, that's really rough. I can see how that's similar to being tortured within an inch of your life in a prisoner of war camp for three years."
Bro: "Yeah, maybe even worse."
by Nicholas D August 16, 2016
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personal Jesus

1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
1. Bruce is a sugar daddy for Mary. He's her own personal Jesus.

2. Reach out and touch faith...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 10, 2007
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personal gain

For example:she bought the ring for her own personal gain(synonym for benefit)
by Nandosareawesome January 31, 2016
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on your person

a douchey way of saying, "you're carrying it"
John, why do you have condoms on your person? Everyone knows you aren't getting laid
by Rendar1138 December 21, 2011
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Personal Problem

A current issue, usually started from drama, that one would not want to get involved in.
"You know the thing I like most about 'personal problems?' They're not my problem. Keep it that way. k? k."
by unknownstranger April 28, 2010
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