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take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate
Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.
by Light Joker April 4, 2005
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Tronald Dump

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?
by Foolish_Samurai February 8, 2019
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buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.
After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.
by gostbrand February 23, 2010
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Flutter Dump

When you have to take a dump so bad that it is sometimes painful and almost impossible to hold it in thus running to the bathroom in a flutter.
When i got home from work I had to take a massive shit after a long night of partying. I skiped down the stairs to my appartment and flutter dumped right in the can.
by J-S-S August 7, 2009
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Friendship Dumped

When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.
i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."
by Halle117 November 18, 2009
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drama dump

1. when a girl has too much shit in her purse, she has to dump
it all out just to find something. she is usually in
distress from another situation.
2. when a person blows a situation out of proportion because
of their own neglect to understand or comprehend what is
going on. their true emotions become apparent revealing
secret feelings for the person the drama is being directed
to. they let everything out of the closet.
1. she was only in here for five minutes and she lost her
keys. she had to "drama dump" her purse to find them.

2. i told you where i was and who i was with. you didn't have
to bust a "drama dump" in front of everyone!
by spacebiscuit213 January 16, 2008
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Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.
Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.
by RBurton August 2, 2008
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