take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.

by Light Joker April 05, 2005

Tronald Dump

Slang for a Donald Trump troll account.

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?

by Foolish_Samurai February 08, 2019

buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.

After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.

by gostbrand February 23, 2010

dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?

I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".

by St. Ias December 18, 2005

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 February 24, 2014

hangover dump

Dump that signals the end of a lingering hangover.

Q: "Bro, how's that hangover treating you?"
A: "Not too bad actually. But I haven't taken my hangover dump yet, so this beast is probably just dormant."

Bro 1: "Dude I'm so hungover... I'm never drinking again!"
Bro 2: "Really man? I took my hangover dump half an hour ago, I've never felt better!"

by Jeraen March 08, 2012

Flutter Dump

When you have to take a dump so bad that it is sometimes painful and almost impossible to hold it in thus running to the bathroom in a flutter.

When i got home from work I had to take a massive shit after a long night of partying. I skiped down the stairs to my appartment and flutter dumped right in the can.

by J-S-S August 07, 2009