Chode

A small and fat penis.

Joe's brother mike couldn't please a woman, because of his chode.

by Mizukage Joe October 4, 2009

choding

The act where a guy with a chode is masturbating.

He had to use two hands while choding.

by Jason C... February 4, 2003

Chode

A word you use in place of any verb (must be verb) for no real reason
Future - will chode
Present - chode or choding
Past - choded

I choded (used instead of wrapped) my gifts for the orphans today.

by tbhturtle April 4, 2016

Chode

1) a penis more girthsome than it is lengthy.

The Chode was here!

you are a chode

why such a chode?

by jpizzizzle July 7, 2007

Chode

A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).

Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!

Haha, your mom is a chode!

A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode August 21, 2006

Chode

when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode

#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!

by Not Conner Runyon October 23, 2008

Chode

cockpit - The skin between your balls and your asshole

You have a smelly chode/cockpit

by my idol January 5, 2009