Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body

Jesse had a dick champion weekend.

by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008

power dick

a guy that is a hot head super dominant that thinks he is the toughest man on the planet

hey jason who was that hitting on your girl friend?

oh thats fred he is such a fuckin power dick

by theskilo January 3, 2008

OC dick

As you get ready to run a train, the oxy contin (or any other painkiller) kicks in so hard that you cannot get a boner at all. Similar to whiskey/beer dick in that you are so fucked up that not a thing is gonna work. People experiencing OC dick generally experience frustration, dissappointment, and/or no nut.

Guy1: Yo I was tryin everything last night to get a boner, she was suckin my dick so good, but just couldn't cause of OC dick.

Guy2: Fuckin OC

by jerry weir August 15, 2009

Dick Gephardt

A congress man from Missouri, whose facial chararteristics resemble an unborn fetus.

(A young couple at their first sonigram for their unborn baby) Gee, Peg, our baby resembles Dick Gephardt!

by Z-girl January 22, 2004

Rocket Dick

when a guy's dick curls upwards and resembles a rocket.

"dude eamonn has a rocket dick!"
"really? thats gay."

by C0N C0N December 21, 2008

dick smurf

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).

MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"

by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008

Huge Dick

Either a person's huge dick, or a person being a huge dick. If a person with a huge dick has a huge dick, their mental universe collapses and their head and penis swap positions. This is where the term "Getting Head" comes from.

There are no examples of a huge dick, it's entirely fact and you should know it.

by mirrormanwastaken December 1, 2021